The "Messing with Sasquatch" commercials are always funny as well. However, Sasquatch always gets the short end of the stick. All he's trying to do is to live in the woods and do Sasquatch things. One commercial that really upsets me is the Campfire commercial. There are actually two of them but only seem to play one on TV. It's where Sasquatch is carrying a tree on his shoulder, probably trying to either exercise or build a new home for Mrs. Sasquatch, and runs across some over privilege white kids. They are around a campfire and the little blonde bitch offers the exhausted Sasquatch her chair. He happily accepts and as he sits down she pulls the chair out from under him and he falls on the ground. Of course Sasquatch is pissed and I can't blame him for kicking one of the guys into the trees. However, he kicked the wrong person. He needed to kick the blonde whore instead. It was her idea. That guy didn't whisper in her ear "Hey, fuck with the hairy dude..he always falls for it." No, she was solo.
But you know, Sasquatch will never get a fair shake. He's all over TV and still hardly anyone believes in him. I hope one day he's gets the best of Jack Link's and they'll stop messing with Sasquatch. He deserves to enjoy some tasty jerky and live peacefully in the woods. Until then, keep making those commercials!!
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