Wow...welcome back. Sorry I have not written anything in a while. I'd say I have been busy but really I have been lazy and just have been getting fatter. But nevermind that. I have a new topic to discuss that will revisit one of my more popular posts from a few months ago.
I have known for a while that the
Maxim Hot 100 had been out. I follow
Maxim on
Twitter but every time they would tweet about the Hot 100, I was unable to click on the link because my place of employment blocks
Maxim.com. Now I'm in IT and can have that easily unblocked, but I have already asked for other sites to be unblocked such as
WWTDD.com and I can't have my bosses think that I surf the Internet all day. That's information that they don't need to know. Luckily I have recently started subscribing to Maxim Magazine again...because I needed reading material for the bathroom. TMI?
So as I started flipping through this month's issue I see that the Maxim Hot 100 is placed in the back of the magazine and upside down (that's really annoying btw..I like to read from back to front). As I started looking at it, I didn't really know any of the names from the lower rankings except for Erin Andrews at #91.
How did she only get #91? She's every man's best friend!! I saw that JWoww made #78 which I could care less about but it annoyed me that she actually puts a second 'w' at the end of her name? What? JWow wasn't unique enough? I was kind of shocked to see Kate Middleton, England's newest member of the Royal Family, on the list at all, let alone at #26, but if she was a movie star, we'd all be into her more. Unfortunately her sister was left off the list. Brit-brit made #25 and some asshole thought it would be funny to put Taylor Swift at #20. Dude, she doesn't even make the top 100. You all really have to get over this Talyor Swift kick. SHE'S NOT HOT! I heard she can kind of sing though. Then we get to the top 10 which include girls like Natalie Portman - not pregnant (8), Mila Kunis (5), Katy Perry (3), and Olivia Munn (2). Anne Hathaway made it in at #7..that just baffles me. I'd put her on the same boat as Swift. But that's a small
issue compared to the most obvious error in the rankings, Megan Fox at #17 and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley at Number Fucking One! Really Maxim, Really?
So we have Rosie getting number one. I'm guessing because she landed that big role in Transformers 3 that is coming out in July. I guess someone is in good with the editor. This is the first time that Rosie has been on the list and she just happens to land on top spot. That smells like a load of crap to me! For some reason Maxim has never made the sexy Megan Fox number one. She has place 5, 2, and 16 the last three year respectively. I understand she has lost a little steam, but there's no way she she be disrespected by having Rosie at #1 while Megan takes a backseat to her clear down at 17. They didn't even give Megan a decent picture. Just a small photo of her in a red dress up in the corner of the page. Rosie got a full page for being #1. In a way it's kind of funny because you can really see how unattractive her face really is. Yes, I only said her face because her boobies are pretty fantastic. But you should have to have to total package if you're going to be #1. She isn't, Megan is..that's all that has to be said. If you need convincing and have not yet read my post about this subject that I wrote in February, I high suggest that you click
HERE. I still believe that Megan should have continued her character in Transformers 3 and there's no way Rosie should have been cast. I'm sure she can walk the runway very convincingly!
If Megan had a bad face picture, it would be this
vs
Rosie's face picture
Other Notables from the Maxim Hot 100:
-Miley Cyrus
64 (really?)
-Christina Aguileria
58 (before she got fat)
-Christina Hendricks
56 (not hot)
-Lindsay Lohan
38 (the crazier she get's the hotter)
-Kim Kardashian
35 (why is she famous?)
Top 10
-Jennifer Lawerence
-Cobie Smulders
-Natalie Portman
-Anne Hathaway
-Bar Refaleli
-Mila Kunis
-Cameron Diaz (BLAH!)
-Katy Perry
-Oliva Munn
-not rosie huntington-whiteley
