Facebook Stalking Vol 5: NC-17

Yes, another Facebook Stalking entry to Sancheezie. This is a bit different since the stalkee is someone that I know, well not personally, but from the cyber world and our mutual love of the greatest rock band of all time, Aerosmith. At first I was just a lurker. I only added her as a friend because she liked Aerosmith and I knew nothing else about her. It turns out she's more perverted and uncensored than I am and this is where I started taking notice. Barbara M. most days has a one track mind and that track lies deep inside a gutter only a few are willing to venture. I believe some try, but can't hang. Others, I think, lay back just to see what she'll say next and some just can't wait to tell her how they feel about the perverted status updates she writes daily. Let me give you some examples:

--"c'mere baby....I wanna suck that hot little accent right outta your mouth."

--"Just so you all know, before I go to bed, I rub myself on some of your profile pics...and I enjoy it. Goodnight my FB friends."

--"Would really love a little tea, but there's not a bag to be found."

--"Hey Dickhead, I think I might just love the thought of you. Wanna fuck?"

--"Getting ..not so nice private messages from a wife of someone on Facebook.
I'm amused."

--"ONE is never enough"

What I like about Barbara is that she just doesn't care. She's quick to say "fuck you" or if she likes you, "fuck you" with a wink. She's the MILF next door every boy dreams about and she drives all the men crazy. She has dedicated Facebook followers and I'd be lying if I said I wasn't one of them. But even though she has a dirty mind, she is just fun to follow. She always has something entertaining to say and we all get on board. It's a small community and it revolves around the uncensored thoughts of Barbi. I always thought that if she just had an anonymous Twitter account, she could have thousands of followers in no time. You can follow porn stars on Twitter, but they become boring fast. They tease you for a few months with pictures and such and then they just disappear...or get a Playboy spread and become lame (@BreeOlson). Speaking of Twitter, don't forget to follow @SancheezieLoco.

If there is one flaw with Barbara, it's the fact that she loves her New York Yankees. How can someone so awesome like a team that is so dull? Yeah, they win, but there's nothing really exciting about them. Whatever, she makes up for it in other ways.

If you get a chance and have a dirty and perverted mind like the rest of us, look her up. Maybe she'll add you as a friend if think you can hang...or if your just hung...she likes that!