I'm sure many of you fans of the Transformers movies are very upset at the fact that Megan Fox is being replaced by Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, the Victoria Secret model. I should be the happiest guy knowing that a VS model is going to be in a Transformer movie. I am a huge fan of the first two movies so a hot model will only make it better, right? NO!!!!! Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (who I will refer to as HW going foward) has never made a movie before, at least not in a leading role, so I'm sure she is going to be painful to watch. She also doesn't bring any buzz. They are going to shove her down our throats saying she's so much better and sexier than Megan. BULLS#!T!!!! Now I understand that Megan was only in the first two movies because she's incredibly hot and every guy fantasizes about being with her. But the ONLY reason I wanted to see the second movie was because of Megan. When I saw the trailer and she was sitting on the motorcycle....wow!! There's no way HW is going to bring this to the table. So what I'm going to do here is compare Megan and HW in a few different categories using pictures I found on Google so we can all understand why this is a mistake. I tried my best to be fair, but let's be honest, I'm a Fox guy...I may be a little bias.
This one is easy. It goes to Megan. HW's lips looks like a duck's bill. There's no reason to have lips that big. It looks like she ran into a glass door face first and her lips will forever be swollen. I can't believe women pay to have this look (I believe HW's lips are natural). Wow...look at Megan!!!
Now this one could fool you because they both look great on the red carpet, but wouldn't you rather escort Megan? Look at her, classy and sexy. HW tends to give off a little bit of a "I'm going clubbing" look which is fine for the club, but she'd just blend into the crowd. Megan would be noticed by all. Women would be jealous and men would hate Brian Austin-Green even more! I hate that doucheBAG (see what I did there with his initials?)
Again, another tough one, well not really, but HW does look really good here. I think it has something to do with the distance phenomenon...you know the further away she is, the better. To be fair, I believe HW's picture is from the set of Transformers 3, but it's really the best causal picture I could find. She's a model so all her pictures seem to be of her posing. Back to the point. Umm...just look at Megan. Point made!!!! The only hang up I have about Megan's picture is that she looks to be holding an iPhone. That's OK, I find flaws attractive.
This one should be easy. No question, the Victoria Secret model should win! Not so fast, my friend. I mean HW looks really good. She can wear some VS well, but when you finally make it up to her head, you see a Cameron Diaz/pug mixed face that I don't really care for (btw, if you're thinking Cameron Diaz is hot, you're wrong!). Check out Megan. She looks amazing wearing some simple lingerie. The lingerie doesn't make her sexy, she makes the lingerie sexy, therefore, Megan pulls off the upset over the Victoria Secret superstar. YaY!!!!
Megan Fox Is My Choice
Whatever happened between Megan and Michael Bay should be no excuse why she isn't in the movie. He should man-up and deal with whatever attitude she has. I think she has a right since she's the hottest girl on the planet. That should be enough for him to put his personal feelings aside. No one is going to go see Transformers 3 because Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is in it. Everyone is going to see it anyway so maybe Bay knew what he was doing. But would you rather have a plain ol' chocolate shake or a chocolate shake with hot fudge? Mmmmm...hot fudge on Megan Fox......HAPPY THOUGHTS!